Columbus, Ohio is the 2nd most sexually satisfied city in the US!
Forget New York, Los Angeles, or even Miami, Indianapolis is the most sexually satisfied city in the United States, according to Men’s Health Magazine.
Indy is followed by Columbus, Ohio, Fort Wayne, Indiana, Cincinnati, Ohio, and Salt Lake City, Utah, in the report that ranked the sexual satisfaction of people in 100 cities. Researchers analyzed data on condom sales, birth rates and sales of sex toys to compile the ranking. READ MORE
(Now take a look below and look how Columbus stacked up in other categories…. from this I can only surmise that we would be #1 for couples sneaking off to have sex in low rent apartments with their single black friends.)
This seat is saved… no, you don’t say! Believe it or not this lady was really saving a seat much like a 2nd grader would save a seat. Sad part is that she was in a casino in Las Vegas and is, in fact, not a 2nd grader. It just made Tricia and I laugh so I thought I’d share the picture I snapped on my phone.
The strange part is that we watched her for a few minutes and no one ever showed up so we think that she just didn’t want anyone sitting next to her and ruining her gambling mojo.
Although this is nothing compared to the girl we watched come into the bathroom in sweats and walk out 5 minutes later in fishnet thigh highs and a skirt the size of a napkin with 4 inch heels… all while never bothering to go into a stall to change. The word of the day, kids, is HOOKER. Can you spell that? That’s right S-T-D. Very good, boys and girls.
Of course, I have another Vegas story for you all, but I’m just warming up to it… huh Tricia? Or should I say Bruiser? To be continued….
Congratulations to Tammy, the winner of a crisp 5 dollar bill. She knew most of the songs and titles in my Favorite Lyrics Challenge
So here are the results:
1. Mary Jane’s Last Dance by the one-and-only Tom Petty. My favorite lyric is at 1:54 and 3:02 in the video.
2. Laid by James (Not Better than Ezra). My fav lyric is 35 seconds into the song. This video is whacked out but oh well, the song is fantastic.
3. Cha, Cha, Cha by Jimmy Luxury and the Tommy Rome Orchestra. Lyric hits at 2:29. I can not help but smile whenever this song comes on.
4. Clint Eastwood by The Gorillaz (even though the name Clint Eastwood is never mentioned in the song). My favorite lyric occurs at 2:46 in this video. Watch for the tribute to Michael Jackson just before my lyric.
So you can see I have quite a varied taste in music (and that doesn’t include my Marilyn Manson, Elvis and Roy Orbison), but honestly these are just 4 of the songs that I listen to EVERY weekday on my ride home from work… they just make me smile. I hope they put a smile on your face as well. If not, my next challenge will do just that.
This week’s challenge has to do with your high school yearbooks so get them out and be ready to relive the big moments! And I’m not talking about your mall hair.
Here’s a challenge for you… The first person to correctly identify all 4 songs below wins $5. That’s right folks the economy is in the crapper yet I’ve got a whole five buckaroos for ya. Seriously, post your answers and the first person with all of the song titles will be sent an email from me (so I can get your address) and I’ll send you the cold, hard cash.
After that continue the challenge by posting a few song lyrics (they have to be some of your favorite lyrics not just obscure lyrics to trick us) then let people guess for one week before posting the answers.
Here are my favorite song lyrics:
Oh my, my Oh hell yes. You got to put on that party dress! (Hint: this was a top 40 song by one of my favorite artists of all time)
My therapist said not to see you no more. She said you’re like a disease without any cure. She said I’m so obsessed that I’m becoming a bore. (Hint: This was not a chart-topper but was on a soundtrack to a very funny movie.)
I’m the kinda guy when I move ya better watch my smoke. When I’m not shaking hands or kissing babies, I’m down at the senior citizens home doing a couple numbers for the old ladies. (Hint: this is an obscure tune but one of my favorites from a soundtrack that I love)
Feelings, sensations that you thought were dead, no squealing… remember… that it’s all in your head! (Hint: this song never hit any charts but another song on this CD did. Whoever gets this WITHOUT cheating is my hero!)
Check back on Sunday for the answers (complete with videos of each song). Oh yeah and I know I didn’t blog American Idol this week but holy moly can David Cook get any better? I’m so winning the pool this year… (don’t worry David, I’ll split the 20 bucks with you). Although I still can’t believe Chris Daughtry didn’t win even though I was sooooo sure he would.
This is sooooo wrong, but I love The Onion for making it sooooo funny! By the way, thanks George W. Bush you continue to do such a ‘great job.’ [Please note sarcasm here.]
KTLA’s management should fire this train wreck! She is sitting on a news set reporting on a domestic abuse charge. And, yes, I am using the word “reporting” very loosely here folks. Although I do enjoy most any chance to listen to a little Ice Ice Baby, I thought this was in poor taste.
Lakyn and I saw 27 Dresses and we loved it. And speaking of love… wow James Marsden is loveLY. So after the movie I did something a mother should never do, I told Lakyn about my bachelorette party. Not all of it of course, just the part about how all of the girls wore their worst-ever bridesmaid dresses. It was such a fun night and I think the dresses had alot to do with that. It was an idea that my friend Jane had told me about… apparently a friend of hers had done this years ago. I immediately loved the idea and the plan was made. Here are a few pictures of our night of 27 Dresses (years ago). Please pardon the quality of these pictures since I had to scan them. The first picture had to be included just for the purpose of showing the puffy sleeves on Stacie’s dress. The 2nd picture always makes me smile because my sister, Stacie, just couldn’t stop being the Maid of Honor and fixing things on the go even when I was posing with Eve for this picture. The 3rd picture is of the half of the group who got dressed at the station then got our picture taken on the news set by one of the sports guys. I had a few other pictures but they were not appropriate since in every picture you could see the tray of shots my good friend, Angela, kept on hand throughout the evening
