Are You There Chelsea? It’s Me, Irene

I’m pretty sure if I ever met Chelsea Handler in person, we’d be fast friends.  In fact, she’s exactly what I’m looking for in a BFF.  She’s sarcastic, fun, immature, likes to get her drink on and loves midgets, oh… I mean ‘little people.’  Simply put, Chelsea’s my kind of girl.  I used to watch [...]

Shuffle Your Feet…

Lose Your Seat.  Well in this case it’s my side of the bed.  We have a not-so-little problem in our marital bed and his name is Vedo!   Every-night (like clockwork) I wake up and have to go pee… apparently I have unresolved issues from potty training or I just drink too many adult beverages… who [...]

Turn Up the Magic

Lainey turned 3 last Saturday (while we were on vacation and thus the reason for the late posting).  In honor of her 3rd year I thought I’d share some of her likes, dislikes and just plain Laineyness.
Likes: Big dogs, Silky blankets, Dancing, Swimming, Purses, Play Cell Phones, Lakyn
Dislikes: Little yippie dogs (they freak her [...]

Bail Out the Banks, Screw the Taxpayers

Well the Bush Administration has been one nightmare after another and now they are bailing out the banks (is he taking all of the big bonuses away from the CEO’s -aka his friends and campaign contributors- who benefited from all of the bad loans?).  And before any of you start calling me a bleeding heart, [...]

It’s a scary word….

Biopsy.  I can’t tell you how pissed I am that I have stayed out of the sun for the past 7 years (all the while being referred to as ‘translucent’ by my dear husband), worn SPF 70 sunscreen even in January, big sunglasses and have gone as far as one of those big straw hats [...]

Happy Birthday Lainey

I’ll write more about 3 Years Ago today when my youngest was born but today is her birthday and although we are on the beach vacationing, I just wanted to post a picture of her.  (Clearly she thinks she is 4 instead of only 3 today. )